rip to all the hozier fans who were excited to fuck nasty to “eat your young” only to realize that it was heavily inspired by “a modest proposal.” my sincerest condolences.
sirius laying in bed w remus: i love laying on your chest so i can hear your heartbeat
regulus laying in bed with james: i recorded you snoring last night so you can hear how fucking annoying you are
Regulus: my future partner must be intelligent, unfazed by even the most of disturbing things, and capable in every way possible—
James: [trips and falls with a tray of cupcakes in his hands and then proceeds to sob for thirty minutes]
Regulus: that one. that’s the one i want.





